Just when you think a perfect Bloody Mary doesn’t exist - I figured it out. I actually think it’s harder to make a bad Bloody Mary instead of a good one, but once I undertook making my own Bloody Mary mix - I think I cracked into the best Bloody Mary ever.

The history of the Bloody Mary is really kind of hilarious. There are a million stories. The most likely originates at Harry’s Bar in Paris where a bartender named Fernand Petiot conceived of the cocktail and named it for the ruthless rule of Queen Mary I of England in the mid 1550’s. The tomato juice represents the blood shed, the vodka and spices mimic the brutal means the queen used. He devised it as a breakfast cocktail - but it was simple back then, just tomato juice and vodka with a dash of Worcestershire.

The funniest story of it’s origin is that Hemingway was in Harry’s Bar just before he got married. Hemingway ordered a drink mixed with juice so no one would smell the vodka on his breath - so tomato juice was added. While he was drinking, he was muttering “Bloody Mary,” the name of the girlfriend he was giving up in favor of marriage. Hilarious. For loads of reasons but the number one being, would Hemingway really give up a girl because of marriage?

See what you think about my best Bloody Mary and tell me if you think it’s named for a cruel queen or a future potential mistress.

The Best Bloody Mary

makes 4 drinks

2 1/2 tablespoons worchestershire

juice of 1/2 a lime

1 tablespoon olive brine

1 teaspoon crushed celery seed

1 teaspoon horseradish

16 ounces tomato juice

10 dashes tabasco (more or less to taste)

8 ounces vodka

olives, celery, pickled beans, cucumber, lime wedges, bacon, pickled onions, and anything else you love!

STEP 1

In a pitcher, mix together Worcestershire sauce, lime juice, olive brine, celery seed, and horseradish. Pour in tomato juice and stir to combine. Add tabasco to taste.

STEP 2

Fill four highball glasses with ice. Split the vodka amongst the glasses (2 ounces) and top with tomato mixture (4 ounces). Garnish to your hearts content! Add more tabasco or lime wedges as needed.

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I always thought the espresso martini was super bougie, but now I know it was made for Kate Moss in 1983, I’m more convinced than ever that this is the bougie drink for me. She famously asked the bartender to “wake me up and f*#k me up.” A pull of espresso and a shot of vodka & it was bottoms up! The 90’s resurgence is back in a serious way and it brought with it a cocktail that’s here to stay. Dotted on top with three coffee beans; health, wealth, and happiness is what that means. Cheers to the closest Kate Moss came to food and cheers to a drink that’s really good.

Espresso Martini

2 ounces vodka

1.5 ounces espresso

.5 ounce coffee liquer

Pour all ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice and shake well. Strain into a martini glass and top with three coffee beans. Cin cin!

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Who hasn’t heard of a classic Gin Rickey? It’s a refreshing drink that’s made in a quicky. Created in D.C. in the campaign season of 1883, this refreshing way to cool off was created by campaign manager Colonel Rickey. Originally made with rye and not gin, mixed with lime juice and soda they both seem like a win. But the gin version took off and it’s been a hit since then, this is basically the drink I order again and again.

GIN RICKEY

3 oz gin

1 1/2 oz lime juice

4 oz soda water

lime wedge

In a tall glass, stir together gin and lime juice. Add ice, and top with soda water. Garnish with a lime wedge.

The best gin to use for this is a subtle gin like Malfy. I really like Hendrick’s in this too. Usually I choose Tanqueray, but not for this drink. Cin cin!

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Another drink that came from a marketing scheme? A Paloma is just such a drink - so it seems. When Squirt was invented in Texas in 1938 bartenders in Mexico created a classic that’s pretty great. Some bartenders call it Mexico’s answer to the G&T, it’s refreshingly delicious and simple as can be. Origianlly the drink is squirt, tequila and lime. But I find it classed up with grapefruit juice makes it more prime time. Equal parts and topped with soda. Make it in a pitcher and you’re ready to go-a!

Paloma

2 ounces repesado tequila

2 ounces grapefruit juice

grapefruit soda

lime wedge & grapefruit slice

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Legend holds that in the 1950’s, the marketing heads at Ocean Spray got shifty and introduced a drink. It’s a delicious way to sell and hoodwink. Originally they called the drink the Red Devil - but I think we can all agree that doesn’t sound very high level. In 1965 they renamed it in an ad - a Cape Codder sounds delightfully preppy and not at all sad.

Isn’t it fun to think some of these old staples came from a bunch of old guys sitting around marketing tables? It’s all very Mad Men-esque that such a cocktail classic was invented at a desk.

This is basically a vodka cran - ok it is exactly that. So I added a lime simple syrup to make it less flat. A simple syrup is sugar, water and lime. It actually is great to dress up a cocktail any time. Shake the ingredients so they mix up well, pour over ice and sip a drink that’s really quite swell.

Cape Codder

makes one drink

2 ounces cranberry juice (use Ocean Spray if you’re feeling nostalgic)

1 ounce vodka

1/2 ounce lime simple syrup

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain over fresh ice into a glass and serve with a wedge of lime.

LIME SIMPLE SYRUP

1/2 cup sugar

juice of one lime (about 1/4 cup)

1/4 cup water

1 teaspoon lime zest

Bring all ingredients to a simmer and whisk until the sugar is melted. Let cool before using.

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How about a splash of history for this Friday? The Kir Royale has it is spades. Created in France by a priest named Kir when Nazi’s took red wine to quash French cheer. Resistance persisted and we now have a drink that’s event better than wine and delightfully pink. A dash of cassis & topped with champs, it’s a delicious FU to Nazi camps.

KIR Royale

1/3 ounce Cassis

3 ounces champagne

Pour cassis into a champagne glass and top with chilled champagne. Optionally garnish with a raspberry. Cin cin!

This drink is steeped in controversy, mostly because my friend and I have a different story of the nature of this popular drink - if it’s made with cognac or gin, like I think. At the Savoy the recipe calls for gin, in Paris it’s cognac - but both are a win!

In a shaker stir together lemon and sugar - add gin and ice & shake with vigor. Strain into a glass and top with champagne. This Valentine’s Day will be anything but plain!

Here’s a snapshot of the history

1867 Charles Dickens visits Boston and drinks “Champagne Cups with Tom Gin” (a Champagne Cup is champagne, sugar and lemon over ice)

1915 Harry’s New York Bar in Paris claims to create the drink and names it for the French 75mm field gun because of the kick.

1918 Arnaud’s in New Orleans opens and features the French 75 - made with cognac - on it’s cocktail menu

1927 The French 75 appears in print in a New York humor magazine made with gin.

1930 the Savoy publishes a recipe made with gin

1932 “The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks” insists the drink be made with cognac

French 75

3/4 ounce lemon juice

1 tsp sugar

2 ounces gin (or VSOP Cognac)

2 ounces champagne

In a cocktail shaker, stir together lemon juice and sugar. Fill the shaker with ice and pour in the gin. Shake well. Strain into a champagne glass and top with champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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For Lunar New Year I’m pouring a drink that’s filled with history and delightfully pink! In public in Singapore in 1915, women could only drink fruit juice and tea. So a clever man names Ngiam Tong Boon created this drink that’s over the moon. Filled with cherry liquor and gin, it looks like fruit juice which made it a win. Ladies in Singapore could drink at the bar. Now it’s beloved near and far.

Singapore Sling

Makes 2 drinks

1 1/2 ounces gin

1 ounce benedictine

1/2 ounce cherry liquer

1 ounce lime juice

1/2 ounce grenadine

dash of bitters

2 ounces pineapple juice

4 ounces soda water

Stir together gin, benedictine, cherry liquor, lime juice, pineapple juice, grenadine and bitters. Pour into glasses filled with ice and top with club soda. Garnish with a lime and a cherry.

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The comment from last week’s cocktail fun? “Tell me about your bar full of rum!” So here’s the deal, I love a rum drink. But a good one is not as simple as you think. The best I’ve ever had is a BFRD. It’s three kinds of rum, pineapple juice and orgeat. A splash of orange liquor and a squeeze of lime, you’ll feel like you’re in Hawaii in no time. Aloha Friday and have a great weekend. I’ll see you back here next week my friend.

BFRD

Makes two drinks

one ounce white rum

one ounce gold rum

one once dark rum

half ounce orange liqour

half ounce orgeat

one ounce pineapple juice

lime wedge

cherry

In a cocktail shaker full of ice, combine all ingredients. Shake well and pour into a glass - everything! Even the ice. Garnish with a lime wedge and a cherry. Enjoy.

You all loved my barware, I felt all the love. To celebrate I’m mixing a drink that’s beyond - and above. A negroni is equal parts campari, vermouth, and gin. Stir it, don’t shake it - shaking’s a sin! These glasses I bought in Venice ages ago. One broke so I banished them all - you have to save them, you know. Then I decided, to not use is a pity. If they break, I’ll just need a trip back to the Floating City. Garnish with orange and raise a glass to cin cin! I hope you all love this drink made with gin.

Negroni

Makes one drink

one ounce gin

one ounce red vermouth

one ounce campari

Pour all ingredients into a pitcher or a tall glass and stir gently. Pour into a glass filled with ice and garnish with an orange twist.