These are actually the perfect appetizer. I had forgotten about them for years and then I was scrambling for the perfect appetizer for a party and remembered I used to make these all the time. Like ALL THE TIME. The first time I made them for a group people - twenty years ago - everyone was RAVING about them. And that was one of the critical moments in my life when I realized food was my special skill.

These are not hard. My go-to ingredients are tomato paste + tapenade. It’s salty, mostly premade, simple, and kind of tastes like pizza. But I also use pesto when that’s what I have. I have tried fresh vegetables - spinach, tomato, even fresh basil leaves and that doesn’t work. It’s too liquid-y and it makes the pastry all weird. You’re always welcome to try it, but I tried it for you.

Flaky Tapenade Bites

makes 2 dozen

1 package puff pastry

1/2 cup tomato paste

1/2 cup tapanade

STEP 1

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Unroll the puff pastry sheet onto a floured cutting board and roll out slightly until you can’t see the lines anymore.

STEP 2

Use half of the tomato paste on each roll. Spread it out evenly over the sheet. Top with the tapenade in an even coat. Roll up the pastry and slice into 1/2 inch pieces.

STEP 3

Pop each slice on a lined baking sheet. Bake 20 minutes until puffed and crispy. Remove from the baking sheet and cool on a cooling rack.

Serve warm or room temperature.

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Americano Cocktail

Delightfully simple and totally refreshing. Simple enough to make a batch of them, and a perfect compliment with the flaky tapenade bites!

Thanks to our friend Taylor Swift, this classic cocktail made a return to the scene last year. Some of us are old enough to have had the cocktail the first time around when Sex and the City made it a hit. Some of us lamented the demise of it when we decided that Sex and the City was passè. Thank goodness it was made cool again.

And made cool in time for Valentine’s Day! It’s the perfect drink to shake up this holiday. Especially if you can garnish it with a heart shaped strawberry. I mean, can you even?

Classic Cosmopolitan

makes 2

4 ounces vodka

2 ounces cranberry juice

1/2 ounce cointreau

juice of 1/2 lime

STEP 1

In a cocktail shaker, combine vodka, juice, cointreau and lime. Add ice and shake well.

STEP 2

Strain into a coupe and serve immediately.

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The original champagne cocktail is mentioned in Casablanca, in Mark Twain’s Innocents Abroad, and has been turned into one million variations. This is the classic one. The OG.

It’s pretty simple - and it works - like most classic cocktails. It’s a little sweet (sugar) a little bitter (bitters) a little warm (cognac) and deliciously bubbly. The lemon on top is the perfect topper.

I found that if you swirl the cognac with the sugar before you add the champagne, it’s a better drink immediately. But it is not as impressive when you serve it. If you don’t swirl, the sugar cube bubbles with the champagne and it looks so pretty. But it takes a few minutes to get to the delicious drink you’re craving. Either way, you should totally make these for New Year’s Eve.

The Original Champagne Cocktail

1 sugar cube

2 -3 dashes bitters

1/2 ounce cognac

Champagne

lemon

Drop a sugar cube in the bottom of a champagne flute. Drip the bitters onto the sugar cube and let it sit so it soaks up. Pour in the cognac and swirl a little (optional - it’s better for flavor, but not the looks). Then top with champagne, pouring slowly to not get too much foam.

Cut a lemon with a wedge knife or a vegetable peeler and squeeze it over the top so there’s just a hint of lemon oil. Serve immediately!

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The original James Bond drink

The perfect Friday night clink-clink

It’s a little lillet and vodka and gin

Pour it in a pitcher - add ice - and begin

Not shaken, but stirred

More than one and your vision is definitely blurred.

Vesper Cocktail

1 ounce vodka

2 ounces gin

1/2 ounce lillet blanc

lemon peel

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail pitcher. Add ice and stir gently. Strain into two cocktail glasses and garnish with a lemon peel.

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Happy Fourth of July! We spend the holiday at our family beach compound at whidbey island. We eat an excessive amount of food, drink too many cocktails, and blow things up. This crab dip is on steady rotation. I cannot encourage you enough to make this dip! If you don’t have crab, you can sub in artichoke hearts and no one cares. It’s still delish.

Hot Dungeoness Crab Dip

8 oz cream cheese

1/4 cup mayonnaise

1/4 cup sour cream

2 tablespoons chopped chives

1/2 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning

1 teaspoon worchestershire

2 tablespoons lemon juice

1/2 - 2 teaspoons hot sauce (to taste!)

1 pound dungeoness crab

1/2 cup parmesan cheese

STEP 1

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a stand mixer, or with a hand held blender, combine all of the ingredients except the crab and cheese.

STEP 2

Carefully stir in the crab to the cream cheese mix. Spread in an oven proof dish and top with parmesan cheese. I like to use a pie tin or an 8” pan for the dip so it’s one thin layer with the crispy cheese on top.

STEP 3

Pop into the oven and bake about 15-20 minutes until bubbly and the cheese turns golden brown.

A Classic Italian cocktail good enough for Bond? You know that’s something of which I’ll be fond. Originating in Milan at the Campari Bar, it’s a cocktila who’s name is bizzare. Bitter Campari is something American’s don’t love - but it’s something I’m very fond of! Equal parts Campari and vermouth & topped with a soda splash. It’s a perfect summer cocktail, mixed in a dash!

Americano

1 1/2 ounces Campari

1 1/2 ounces red Vermouth

soda water

twist of lemon

In a highball glass, combine Campari and Vermouth. Stir gently. Add ice then top with soda water. Garnish with a twist of lemon. Cin cin.

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How about a splash of history for this Friday? The Kir Royale has it is spades. Created in France by a priest named Kir when Nazi’s took red wine to quash French cheer. Resistance persisted and we now have a drink that’s event better than wine and delightfully pink. A dash of cassis & topped with champs, it’s a delicious FU to Nazi camps.

KIR Royale

1/3 ounce Cassis

3 ounces champagne

Pour cassis into a champagne glass and top with chilled champagne. Optionally garnish with a raspberry. Cin cin!

This drink is steeped in controversy, mostly because my friend and I have a different story of the nature of this popular drink - if it’s made with cognac or gin, like I think. At the Savoy the recipe calls for gin, in Paris it’s cognac - but both are a win!

In a shaker stir together lemon and sugar - add gin and ice & shake with vigor. Strain into a glass and top with champagne. This Valentine’s Day will be anything but plain!

Here’s a snapshot of the history

1867 Charles Dickens visits Boston and drinks “Champagne Cups with Tom Gin” (a Champagne Cup is champagne, sugar and lemon over ice)

1915 Harry’s New York Bar in Paris claims to create the drink and names it for the French 75mm field gun because of the kick.

1918 Arnaud’s in New Orleans opens and features the French 75 - made with cognac - on it’s cocktail menu

1927 The French 75 appears in print in a New York humor magazine made with gin.

1930 the Savoy publishes a recipe made with gin

1932 “The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks” insists the drink be made with cognac

French 75

3/4 ounce lemon juice

1 tsp sugar

2 ounces gin (or VSOP Cognac)

2 ounces champagne

In a cocktail shaker, stir together lemon juice and sugar. Fill the shaker with ice and pour in the gin. Shake well. Strain into a champagne glass and top with champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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